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Southern Charm Hits Your Palette

CHICKEN SALAD CHICK PRESENTS Your new favorite flavor has arrived at Chicken Salad Chick: Olivia's Old South. So good, you'll wanna slap your grandma! Try this southern-inspired sandwich with flavors as rich as the soil in the deep south. Sweet pickles that will charm your taste buds, hardboiled eggs that put you at ease, and spices that pat you on the back combine to form the perfect taste of the south. 12,521 grandmothers slapped, and counting! 113 Cherry St #92768, Seattle, WA...

A Shrine to Silence (Sauna Sample)

Your day starts with a harsh alarm clock. Then you’re assaulted by the honking cars on the highway. The lady behind you in the coffee line screams shrilly into her phone. The constant, monotonous, hum of the office echoes in your ears. You come home to your whiny kids (they don’t know any better). The neighbors yell. The gym weights clank. The local dog barks. You’ve lived long enough with your ears ringing. You’ve had enough doctors tell you that your stress absolutely will kill you. You’ve...

The River is Only Ankle Deep (Wealth Advisor Sample)

The other day I went river tubing. Floating. Whatever they call it where you live. On the Chattahoochee River in Georgia, they call it “Shooting the Hooch”. That’s not relevant, it’s just funny. The idea is that you float down a river in an inner tube, letting the river dictate your speed. No agenda, total relaxation. Some sun, some shade, a little wildlife. Maybe a little snack, some booze, and some laughs while you’re at it. River tubing is an amazing experience. It’s also a vastly...

The New MaxSTX is Here! (Fishing Brand Sample)

Spring is on the horizon and it's time to gear up! The new MaxSTX by Abu Garcia has a drag as smooth as the water before the first boat. This well-balanced rod and reel combo is perfect for both beginners and experienced fishermen. With a grip that feels like the first cast you ever made and a sensitivity that allows you to feel every strike, the MaxSTX is a necessity in every fisherman's collection. Catch your limit this spring with the MaxSTX. Get the MaxSTX 113 Cherry St #92768, Seattle,...
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Trying Not To Become Your Parents? (Fitness Coach Sample)

"Dad, let's go do something." My 9-year-old's words made me look up from my phone. He's an active kid, and I was tired. "I need to just chill for a bit. I'll come do something with you later," I told him. His head dropped as he shuffled back outside. My face flushed as I realized how badly I'd bungled that interaction. My face had been buried in social media. So much for a present father. Not only had I been too occupied to spend time with my son, but I realized that I'd been pretty inactive...

A Barista In Your Pocket (Coffee Ecom Sample)

Meet the Nanopresso Finally, an espresso maker built for the wilderness. Whether your adventure includes swingsets or mountains, you'll never have to choose between quality and convenience again. The Nanopresso makes beautiful espresso anywhere you need coffee. Our manual pump espresso maker is the perfect compact companion for any traveling coffee connoisseur. Easy to use Easy to clean Consistent quality Extremely durable construction "This little thing makes our camping trips so much more...
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All that Glitters is Not A Panda (Fitness Coach Sample)

To: Example Client Subject: All That Glitters is Not a Panda If pandas aren’t the first animal that come to mind when you think of athleticism, I wouldn’t blame you. They are clumsy, fat, and adorable (babies, looking at you). They eat constantly and sleep in between eating. Yet we love them for who they are. Or for what we think they are supposed to be. A Chinese zoo recently got into some trouble after some sharp-eyed kids noticed that the pandas weren’t as clumsy and fat and… panda-shaped…...